Birthday Poems

October 7, 2004

Erin is 23.
Woo-hoo, let's poop and pee.
Erin is old,
She's covered in mold,
I'm glad she's friends with me.

Bridget is funny,
And that rhymes with bunny,
She's floppy and hoppy and gay.
Oh wait, that's me.
The homo's 23,
RRR girls rock all the way!!

Today is Erin's day.
Good thing she's such a gay.
She's frinds with Bobby,
She'll wait in a lobby,
She's gonna give Dina a lay.

While RL's away, the girls will play.
That's a fact you cannot deny.
Lil' Frida agrees, and everyone sees,
We should all just go and get high!!

Oh, my darling lil' Frida.
She's such a cutie, I need 'er.
She should be in our office,
Her and not crawfish.
I need soda in the amount of a liter.

Erin, Erin she's our gal.
We're all happy she's such a pal!!
Dancer, Dancer extraordinaire,
Her girlfriend has quite a pair!
Happy, Happy day to you,
Now get out of here, you smell like poo!