Bobby

Bobby is an enormous man.
His neck's the size of one huge ham.
A vest he wears, with buttons spread;
A tiny cap rests on his head.
Oh, what a man is he!

His legs look like two sausages
Underneath a hippopotamus.
A cane he uses for his aid.
It's been so long since he got laid!
Oh, what a man is he!

His mustache is so worn and gray.
It looks like he has lost his way
And sat upon a wee lil' chair
To spend the rest of his days there.
Oh, what a man is he!

The clothes so tight, so worn and thin,
The triple fold of his white chin...
How charming can one person be?
He who always smiles at me.
Oh, what a man is he!

To see a picture of Bobby, go to
http://www.pennypostcards.com/mixed/mixed24.jpg.html

bucket

think of it this way...
you are cool and you are gay.

bush can just shove it;
into his but i'll shove a bucket.

onto his head i'll put a rubber glove,
no worries, you and dina are in love.

by: Poet 2

Engagement Announcement

I know a girl and I know some things,
Ping pong is full of pongs and pings,
Everyone should be happy, tell the fat lady who sings,
Erin and Dina exchanged rings!

By: Poet 2

A Nun?

I have no desire to be here.
(I'll mention again that I'm queer.)
The sun's out so bright,
Can't wait for tonight!
We'll be at the fair, never fear!!

Insurance today is not fun.
In fact I think I should run;
Run far far away
And there I shall stay,
And I may just become quite a nun.

"A nun?" you say, "no not a nun!"
Come back and we'll have lots of fun!
We'll play rock and roll
And go for a stroll
Out in the bright beautiful sun.

Ok, so I won't be a nun.
(I'd rather shoot myself with a gun.)
My tummy is full,
Don't give me any bull.
I love my new handbag a ton!!

Birthday Poems

October 7, 2004

Erin is 23.
Woo-hoo, let's poop and pee.
Erin is old,
She's covered in mold,
I'm glad she's friends with me.

Bridget is funny,
And that rhymes with bunny,
She's floppy and hoppy and gay.
Oh wait, that's me.
The homo's 23,
RRR girls rock all the way!!

Today is Erin's day.
Good thing she's such a gay.
She's frinds with Bobby,
She'll wait in a lobby,
She's gonna give Dina a lay.

While RL's away, the girls will play.
That's a fact you cannot deny.
Lil' Frida agrees, and everyone sees,
We should all just go and get high!!

Oh, my darling lil' Frida.
She's such a cutie, I need 'er.
She should be in our office,
Her and not crawfish.
I need soda in the amount of a liter.

Erin, Erin she's our gal.
We're all happy she's such a pal!!
Dancer, Dancer extraordinaire,
Her girlfriend has quite a pair!
Happy, Happy day to you,
Now get out of here, you smell like poo!

Ode to Casual Friday

I'm wide awake,
Ready for a quake,
Alert and happy to bout'
So why is it hard to sit still?
Perhaps I need a pill,
Maybe I'll go jump in a lake.

(By: Poet 2, aka B$)

i must admit
i have a fit
on fridays,
never fear!

wearing jeans
i have the means;
i know the
weekend's near!

journey hour,
hour of power,
gets me through
the day.

filing, faxing,
energy maxing,
i'll make it,
come what may!

(by: Poet 1)