i could eat my face off

i am so hungry and d is making something FABULOUS for dinner. she's got all kinds of vegetables, herbs and oils out, chopping things and using utensils. i smell tantalizing aromas! oh! i am so lucky to have her. MAN, i'm starving. no one else eats as well as i do, i can guarantee that. [insert snarky lesbian comment here.] it's like having your own personal chef! and she really likes to cook, too. and ps. while she's at it she'll also set my coffee for the next morning and make my lunch for the next day. AMAZING! what do i do to deserve this? i'll tell you what i do; i eat it ALL.