office chairs

new office chairs arrived today
raise your hands and say "yay hay!"
our backs rejoice
my ass's choice
these new chairs are the way

we both assembled our new chairs
wearing jeans and holding flares
phones were ringing
i was singing
we're rid of ergonomic cares

nuts

roasted, salted, sliced, and whole
eat them out of bag or bowl
cashews, peanuts, pecans too
share with me, i'll share with you
i like them natural and deluxe
at most they'll cost you a few bucks
mixed nuts, corn nuts, all so tasty
but be wise and don't be hasty
walnuts and some almond slivers
oh so good they give me shivers
pistachio and hazelnut
macadamia will make the cut
fancy, jumbo, all the same
i love my nuts, your face is lame