downtown we've moved, to the heart of the city.
lend me your ear and on me take pity.
our office has moved, i need some advice;
how do i decorate and make it look nice?
i've got my own office with a big open window,
four giant walls all bare and with no show.
my office is huge and i can't fill it up,
i need some pictures, some flair, some fluff...
i'm all alone, just a soul by myself
with big empty walls and a bare ugly shelf.
my office mate has moved to the office next door;
now my dumb job is really a bore!
we will prevail and we will have fun.
to B's adjacent office i surely will run.
casual fridays will not be the same
we'll sing journey loud and we will not feel lame.
we'll fight for our rights; we're up and we're proud!
we want to waste time, not work, and be loud.
but alas, our paradise has changed just a titch,
insurance is a bore, and this is a bitch!
9 comments:
Yay! A new poem. Congrats on getting an office. I think you should go here http://www.despair.com/ to find cool decorations for your new space.
great website; i really like the posters. i think i'll get the apathy one and the motivation one. ha!
You would think I would have the inside scoop on new poetry postings . . .but no; I have to find out just like all the other plebians. The girl has got literary skills -- who feels me? Holla.
...Bread
If you would like some new software for your office just give me a ring -- Juanita
Hey Juanita,
I heard you were an a--hole, so don't expect a call from me.
I am quite disturbed by your inference into my character. Explain yourself immediatly. --Juanita
Juanita,
I think you should know that some dude named Josh White is saying some bad things about you. Here's what he says in his email: "inspire nbk chromic rnz asher ge denounce nlf audiotape hc formatted izh compact meh dealt hnt cabot lyb bumptious hxg docile yf welles nzj." Sounds pretty bad to me.
Josh is an alcoholic.
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