poo

red is for the rage i feel
when you call me names and bite my heel.
green is for your nasty bogies
thank allah that we're not old fogies.
orange is my favorite fruit;
what rhymes with fruit except for poot?
my post-it notes are all quite yellow;
like your belly, you fat fellow!
blue is for the sky so vast
like your very shady past.
purple is because i'm gay.
i don't care what you say.
turquoise reminds me of the beach
where i like to check out hotties. ha!
this doesn't rhyme on purpose just to
piss you mean people off who criticize me for not writing enough.
pink is pretty, don't you think?
i am so close, so on the brink
of something new and exciting.
i need some freakin' blingin' bling!
black is for your cold, cold heart.
you look like poo and smell like fart.
i love my ring, so gold and shiny,
like your big and fat, white hiney.
now i must go and work work work.
insurance sucks.