Friday, January 07, 2005

Our Elite Positions

Oh, my little Erin,
For your humor you should be a Barron.
Work is so lame,
If only we could play a game.
The bird that flew by was a Herron.

Today is a day of work.
I feel like a freakin' tax clerk.
I'm working so hard,
I'll turn into a retard.
For that comment I'm a jerk.

by B$

it's funny you say you're a retard,
for i often wear a tight leotard.
i stand on my toes
and cry for my woes
when i should just call you a big tard!

by poet 1

5 comments:

The Driver said...

I know I'm going to hell for writing this, but anytime you mention the word "tard," it makes me laugh.

And where's the new entry? Your audience eagerly awaits your next poem.

Anonymous said...

I too enjoy the use of the word tard, it makes me laugh. I was wondering if the poets knew what the word anthology means? Because if they did maybe they would post more often, as it is the blog should be called 88poetryrandom.

The Driver said...

or 88poetrywheneverthehellifeellikeit.

Anonymous said...

or 88poetryi'msobusynotwritingpoetrywhichisthemostimportantactivityofthedaybytheway

poet1 said...

umm...my poems are a lot more fun than yours. word.