Bobby

Bobby is an enormous man.
His neck's the size of one huge ham.
A vest he wears, with buttons spread;
A tiny cap rests on his head.
Oh, what a man is he!

His legs look like two sausages
Underneath a hippopotamus.
A cane he uses for his aid.
It's been so long since he got laid!
Oh, what a man is he!

His mustache is so worn and gray.
It looks like he has lost his way
And sat upon a wee lil' chair
To spend the rest of his days there.
Oh, what a man is he!

The clothes so tight, so worn and thin,
The triple fold of his white chin...
How charming can one person be?
He who always smiles at me.
Oh, what a man is he!

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